God Song

What on earth are you doing God? is this some sort of joke you’re playing?
Is it ’cause we didn’t pray?
Well I can’t see the point of the words without the action
Are you just hot air breathing over us? and overall
is it fun watching us all?
Where’s your son? we want him again
Next time you send your boy down here
Give him a wife and a sexy daughter – someone we can understand
Who’s got some ideas we use really relate to
we’ve all read your rules – tried them. Learned them in school then tried them
They’re impossible rules you’ve made us look fools
Well done God but now please
don’t hunt me down for heaven’s sake! You know that I’m only joking. Aren’t I?
Pardon me – I’m very drunk but I know what I’m trying to say
And It’s nearly night time and we’re still alone waiting
For something unknown Still waiting
So throw down a stone or something
Give us a sign for Christ’s sake