I Was Wrong

Well I used to think this talk of spaceships
Was just so much hype
I really believed there was nothing out there
Except the Stras and the Stripes
I mean the scientists said they found out that
There was nothing there on Mars
So as far as I was concerned it was just
The name of a candy bar

I’m one of those kind of people
Who need proof before they believe
Close Encounters left me cold
And Star Trek seemed naive
When it came to U.F.O.’s
I was of the scientific school
Little green men with pointed heads
Were for little kids and fools

But I was wrong
I was wrong
I was real wrong
I was wrong
All along
I was so wrong

The people who believed that stuff
Were always kind of odd
I mean you might as well go all the way
And believe in Jesus and God
I knew I had the kind of mind
That wasn’t easily satisfied
And besides I had enough trouble on earth
To keep me occupied

And then one night I was standing outside
Looking at the stars
And I heard something that sounded like
A hundred space guitars
The music was so weird it could have
Been the theme from Jaws

Then I saw something flying over my head
I thoughtit was Santa Claus

But I was wrong
I was wrong
I was real wrong
I was wrong
All along
I was so wrong